The Portable MFA in Creative Writing
Written by members of New York Writers Workshop
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About the Author
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by Harry J. Getzov
What if growing old didn’t have to mean being obsolete or over the hill? What if, instead, it meant being classic, venerable and wise? What if it meant writing the novel you’ve always wanted to write, or painting, or singing, or teaching, or traveling to a place you’ve always dreamed of?
Old, Harry J. Getzov introduces us to many of the extraordinary senior citizens he has interviewed from all walks of life as part of the Eldercation project he created to promote the concept of positive aging.
by Richard Willis
Life in the 1930s and ’40s on the small family farms in eastern Iowa was threadbare and tough. It was made endurable by the web of humanity spun by the men and women who built their lives there. The land itself seemed indifferent to its relentless exploitation and yet people, towns, farms and landscape endured in some fashion. The best parts of the farm stayed with Richard Willis when he left, while the rest is long gone.
” Richard Willis’ Long Gone evokes, with an unsentimental and mordant voice, the less-than-idyllic, often brutal realities of Iowa farm life during the Great Depression. The language is spare and funny; the subject affecting. For anyone who has ever farmed, Long Gone rings true. And for any reader, Long Gone is a piercing, authentic memoir of American life.”
Nicola Smith, Harvest: A Year in the Life of an Organic Farm
White Boy Cool
by Eli Shaber
Eli Shaber is an bona-fide original voice in contemporary prose-poetry. Here he performs seven vignettes captured in brilliant, high-definition video. The works are both lyrical and painfully playful and employ a fresh, mischievous mix of couplet styling.
But, the real knock-out punch comes in the form of unexpectedly complex wordplay punctuated with delicious phrase twisting. The subjects are the stuff of our mundane daily life. Turned upside-down, poetically.
Eli Shaber is a retired surgeon who is now a poet, traveler, and raconteur living in New York City. In addition, he is at the forefront of a new media form known as spoken-word Video-Poetry. Dr. Shaber has previously published the epic-style novel curiously entitled “The Dude ‘Du Jour’ of Somalia” (Greenpoint Press, 2010). Accordingly, he also narrated the CD audio companion to “The Dude”.
The Sentence
by Gene Kraig
In the early 1980s, Jerry Kraig, an idealistic Cleveland attorney with a personal injury/family practice, was retained by his boyhood mentor, Reuben Sturman, to be his First Amendment Coordinator. Known as the ‘Czar of Pornography,’ Sturman ran one of the most highly successful operations in U. S. history. Kraig administrated the barrage of litigation lodged against Sturman by the Federal government. Little did Kraig know that his loyalty and belief in the Constitution would result in a legal nightmare culminating in his conviction by the U. S. government of conspiracy to defraud the IRS of Sturman’s taxes.
The House on Crash Corner: And Other Unavoidable Calamities
by Mindy Greenstein
Sardonic, funny, insightful, and completely honest, Mindy Greenstein’s The House on Crash Corner: And Other Unavoidable Calamities is, according to New York Times columnist David Brooks, “poignant, sometimes even hilarious.” Through anecdotes that are humorous, moving and sometimes sarcastic, Mindy Greenstein shares her unusual life and sharp insights. Mindy moves from a Yiddish-speaking, Orthodox Jewish upbringing by holocaust survivors, to becoming an expert gunslinger and prison psychologist, an Upper West Side yuppie mom, a therapist for cancer patients and then, ironically, a cancer survivor herself. Whether she’s studying for the GREs in her boyfriend’s bathtub, counseling cancer victims, coming to terms with her own illness, or reluctantly heeding her mother’s parenting tips, Greenstein’s observations are wise and witty, her experiences both funny and surprising.
Chosen as One of the “Ten Titles to Pick Up Now” in the May issue of “O, The Oprah Magazine”
The Dude ‘Du Jour’ of Somalia
by Eli Shaber
First came the coffee. Then, the handshake. We had an agreement.
In a matter of days I was transported from upper Manhattan to a place with no name, situated at the very edge of the world. Somalia, a place of seemingly endless death, tribal warfare and thousand-year-old vendettas.
Utterly flummoxed and breathtakingly out of my element, I felt like a complete, confused, quixotic impostor. Mine is the story of an American surgeon stunningly unprepared for the events in which he was about to engage.
In this audio recreation of his book, Dr. Shaber narrates his tale of an American surgeon who volunteered for a mercy mission in Somalia. His voice conveys the passion, disappointment, horror, and, believe it or not, humor of what seemed a never-ending nightmare. Gripping and intimate, it is the perfect companion to the book.
How Not to Greet Famous People
edited by Jonathan Kravetz and Charles Salzberg
The Best Stories from ducts.org
Spend an afternoon with comedian, Pat Cooper; dive into the uncensored mind of a streaker; tune into an edition of the Ricki Lake Show in which she interviews four characters from Wuthering Heights; sing and dance your way into the Bill Riley Talent Competition; visit the Louisiana State Penitentiary rodeo; find out who the real Boogie Man is; and learn How Not To Greet Famous People.
“Remarkable writing by remarkable writers. Give this book to anyone who says people aren’t reading as much anymore. Better yet, buy two copies and give them as gifts.” –Patty Dann, Author of Mermaids and Sweet & Crazy
Between Heaven and Earth by Doug Garr
New York writer Doug Garr spent his college and early adult years as a “skydiving slut” — he’d do almost anything for a free jump — leaping from perfectly good airplanes with some of the sport’s most notorious and eccentric practitioners — from the Army’s elite Golden Knights to the outlaw jumpers who flew off the World Trade Center and into Shea Stadium during the World Series and the El Capitan peak in Yosemite National Park. The anecdotes are searing and scary, funny and poignant. His memoir delves into an intriguing analysis of the risk personality, but it goes beyond the intrinsic thrills of this often misunderstood sport. His book is also about love and kinship, egos and existentialism, loyalty and trust. As the reader will discover, there is a lot of hugging but few tears among the cult of the extreme.
Swann’s Last Song by Charles Salzberg
Nominated for a Shamus Award for Best First PI Novel, 2009
Skip tracer Henry Swann cares little about anything but money, so when a beautiful Upper East Side woman shows up in his office and hires him to find her missing husband, Harry Janus, he smiles and takes the case. But when this seemingly simple missing-person case turns into homicide, Swann finds himself trapped in a complex web of connections and multiple identities that takes him out of New York City and across two continents. As Swann struggles to uncover the truth about Harry Janus and find his killer, he stumbles across drug smuggling, stolen antiquities, and lies, as well as deception that tests his limits as an investigator and as a man.
“We’re Not Leaving” is a compilation of powerful first-person narratives told from the vantage point of World Trade Center disaster workers — police officers, firefighters,construction workers, and other volunteers at the site.
These stories, shared by ordinary people who responded to disaster and devastation in extraordinary ways, remind us of America’s strength and inspire us to recognize and ultimately believe in our shared values of courage, duty, patriotism, self-sacrifice, and devotion, which guide us in dark times.







